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chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

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teganiamyours:
“ nottonight-imonfire:
“ youwilldream:
“ shitshilarious:
“ strawberryfck:
“ “I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD” ”
I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER
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I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR
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I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS
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I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE
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teganiamyours:

nottonight-imonfire:

youwilldream:

shitshilarious:

strawberryfck:

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

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thefutureauthor:

“katniss is so whiny!” “katniss is annoying” “katniss needs to calm down”

idk man if you were put into a situation where it’s kill or die, not once but twice, watched your friends die, had the government try to kill you, had to lead a rebellion, and had your home bombed within the same year you’d be traumatized and stressed too, sit the fuck down

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woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

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xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

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thickerthanabowlofoatmeal:

that person in 2011 who stole my pink sharpie highlighter (retailed at $2.99) when I left it unattended at the Library is getting doxed

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batcii:

psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

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diancie:

*repeats outfit* because i am WHAT? lookin cute and u hoes need a memory refresher

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wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

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