“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”
I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER
I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR
I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS
I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE
“katniss is so whiny!” “katniss is annoying” “katniss needs to calm down”
idk man if you were put into a situation where it’s kill or die, not once but twice, watched your friends die, had the government try to kill you, had to lead a rebellion, and had your home bombed within the same year you’d be traumatized and stressed too, sit the fuck down
whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out
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creampieguy99
so yall were gonna let me play myself like that
that person in 2011 who stole my pink sharpie highlighter (retailed at $2.99) when I left it unattended at the Library is getting doxed
psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking
*repeats outfit* because i am WHAT? lookin cute and u hoes need a memory refresher
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Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!
There we go children. If you find my body call the police.
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